Shit Happens

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

Courtesy of jay walker

well

Well life goes on and it looks like I may have gotten a bit of a blessing. Now I can sit back a little and enjoy the ride so to speak. I may have found a way into my own place and I'm clean! Yes I made up my mind it was life or drugs so I decided to choose life.

Thats why I'm in the situation that I am now. I'm still going to court on some charges from when i was a juvenile over 6 monthes ago. Hey you know what they say though. If you do the crime you do the crime. I just hope that i can walk between the rain drops on this one though.

I don't want to end up with a felony at this young age. I don't want to lose my right to vote befor I ever even vote! So here I go.

AS I WALK INTO THE VALLY OF COURT I SHALL FEAR NO D.A. I SHALL STAND TALL SHOW THEM WHAT A MAN I AM AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

here we go??

Well I'm sitting here in fron of the computer trying to get a job. Yes I did say that. I am trying to get another job.

I'm in the red zone as far as my back supply on cash and I think it best to get my but back into gear on how to make some more dough.

I just applied as a Customer Service Representative. I'll be the guy on the phone when you call to ask about your order if i do get the job.

That would be such a great learning experience. Me the guy on the phone that keeps his cool no matter how irate the other person gets. I could really get into this job. As my mom always said "you can always polite em to death." There is nothing that you are gonna teach them so why waste your time and theres geting mad?

In all reality I think it would be a blast. I should be able to move to tucson here pretty quick. I don't want to sink my roots back into this town. Benso is not the right place for me. I need to get out there and find a job that offers some advancement. Not sit here and live out in the same place.

SHIT

well thats about the extent of it. I can feel the pressure building but I'll let it build.

I hope that I can get this one straitened out. I've lost a lot and learned a little?

Thats what I hope. So now I've put myself in quite the situation.

I'm broke and have to go to court on some charges that I COMMITED ON MAY 29TH 2005 before i ever evn turned 18. All I can say for that is that I feel assed out and really screwed but I do deserve it I brought it on myself.

I hope I get through this one I'll try. I have learned one thing though that carma is quite a bitch. In the end though life is what you make it and if you make it hell then hell is what it will be.